Housewives Hate Hatcher

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The final episode of Desperate Housewives airs this weekend — and it probably couldn’t end soon enough for Terri Hatcher. Apparently the rest of the housewives dislike her so much that they all went in on parting gifts for the crew members and left Terri out.  They bought luggage for the hard-working crew members and there’s a  photograph of the accompanying thank you card online. It reads “Thank you for a magical 8 years. Love Eva, Marcia, Felicity and Vanessa.” Vanessa?  How long has she even been on the show? She’s not one of the original housewives.  Hopefully Terri and Nicollette Sheridan have a support group they can attend together.

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Spiderman Wants Tonys

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Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark was basically snubbed by the Tony Awards; they only received two nominations – for Best Costume Design and Best Scenic Design – so the producers have decided to offer free tickets to a performance on June 10 (the same day as the Tony Awards) to anyone with the first name Anthony, Tony, Antoinette, Toni or Antonio. Pourquoi? So that when Tony Sunday rolls around, Spider-Man will technically have “more Tonys than any other show on Broadway.”

So, if your name is any variation of Tony, hit up the Spider-Man box office at 10 a.m. on Monday, June 4, where the first 100 attendees will be given a voucher for two tickets to the 3 p.m. matinee on June 10.

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Jimmy Buffett’s Fins: Behind The Music

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You’ve seen the feeding frenzy at the Luna Bar in Royal Oak. OK, so picture a group of guys salivating over the girls. And then imagine Jimmy Buffett sitting in the shadows with a Moleskine, jotting down the conversations. That’s exactly how Jimmy wrote his classic Fins years ago. Except he was at a bar in Daytona Beach. And the number of girls were multiplied because of a beauty contest going on. But some things stay the same. Guys will act like sharks! That was the inspiration for the song (which is for me my absolute favorite at concerts).

“I could picture that these guys had fins coming out of their backs,” says Jimmy. So share this story when your fellow Parrotheads converge at Comerica Park on July 28th. And remember to put your hands together above your head (kinda like the A in the Village People’s YMCA) when Jimmy sings “You move your fins to the left, and fins to the right…”

It helps if you’ve had some margaritas. (So I’m told.)

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Do You Speak Canadian?

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Okay, so there’s no such thing as “Canadian” when it comes to language. Canada formally recognizes two official languages — English and French. And while Canadian English is spoken much like we do it in the United States, there are some noticeable differences.Do You Speak Canadian?

Glen Campbell’s Goodbye Tour In Detroit

Glen Campbell brought his farewell tour to the Andiamo Celebrity Showroom in Warren for a sold out show.

Glen Campbell’s Goodbye Tour…

Vacations Gone Bad

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A vacation turned into a disaster is a fear of many people. Some will consider a few distractions during their time off a bad vacation, but wait to you see these vacations gone bad from MSN Money, you might feel your bad vacation was paradise. The story’s offer a little foresight and careful planning to avoid things that mess-up a much-needed relaxation. Readers were asked to share their worst vacation stories and the financial issues. six story’s

Smuttiest City In America

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The home of Snow White and Disney has been picked as The Smuttiest City in America by Men’s Health. Who would of thought Orlando would be number one or even in the top 50. The report says that while tourists are checking out the kid-friendly parks, the locals prefer something much more adult. The criteria is the number of adult DVDs purchased, rented, or streamed, adult entertainment stores per city; rate of adult searches and more. Not only is Orlando the smuttiest, but Florida is also as a state. Detroit

Billy Joel Celebrates 63 Years

Happy Birthday to Billy Joel. Today marks the Piano Man’s 63rd birthday. Take a look through 63 photos celebrating this amazing artists recent years.

Billy Joel Celebrates 63 Years

The Dictator Apology To Ryan Seacrest

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Sasha Baron Cohen ran into Ryan Seacrest backstage at Saturday Night Live and personally apologized for the Oscars Red Carpet incident where Cohen, as The Dictator, “accidentally” dumped the “ashes” of late North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il‘s all over Seacrest after an interview. Cohen told Seacrest it was nothing personal, and that the original target was George Clooney but he was disqualified because he had too many nominations.

Cohen was doing a walk-in cameo appearance on SNL.  No one knows what Seacrest was doing there.

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John Travolta Massage Lawsuit

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In the last week two massage therapists have filed suits accusing John Travolta of improper behavior during a massage.  They share the same lawyer, and have not divulged their identities.  Travolta’s lawyer insists his client was not in Los Angeles at the same the first incident supposedly occurred at the Beverly Hills Hotel.  TMZ claims to have a photo of Travolta in New York on the same day as the alleged incident and a copy of a restaurant receipt that proves Travolta was eating dinner at Mr. Chow in New York on that date.

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